In regards to pro-wrestling, what freaks me out is how much people are willing to lie to themselves just to be entertained.
CHAINSAW MAID (via takena)
On My Mind
If you look at the last three posts on this blog, you will see the words boners, masturbating, and douche.
Boners
There’s an short Ernest Hemingway story where this poet becomes the hottest shit in the world, gets a French chateau, and parties with Hollywood types. Eventually he becomes old news and kills himself because he can’t get it up anymore for his wife.
Woody Allen once said that 80% of life is showing up. I guess for Hemingway it was getting it up.
I wish I wasn’t so macho, but I’m really proud of my cock.
Socrates is a Douche
Talking to my good friend Michael J. we came to the conclusion that reading Plato/Socrates is like watching Hannity and Colmes on Fox News.
You have a sanctimonious jackass with an over-inflated sense of superiority (Hannity/Socrates) pitted against some backbones shmuck (Colmes/Socrates’s unsuspecting victim) all for the guise of “searching for the truth.”
Wii Fail (via failblog)
Say la vee
— brian green